Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes Camping
Natalie: When are you leaving? Lieutenant Disher: Tomorrow morning. Natalie: Why are you wearing that now? Lieutenant Disher: I have to get acclimated. You know, it's like swinging two bats in the on-deck circle. Women, they just don't get it. Captain Stottlemeyer: Take it off, Randy. Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.