Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog
Adrian Monk: Natalie! Natalie! Dog! Dog lick hand! Dog lick hand! Dog lick hand! Boil some water! Dog lick hand. Natalie: We don't have boil water. Calm down. Adrian Monk: [calmly] Dog lick hand. Natalie: Yes, I know dog lick hand. Dog likes you. Dog's been following you around. Adrian Monk: Well, tell her not to like me! Don't like me, you understand? Go away. You're a bad dog. Go away.