Sharona: Adrian, you're going the wrong way. The car's over there.
Adrian Monk: It'll just take a minute. I want to see the crime scene.
Sharona: It's not a crime scene. Don't call it a crime scene.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I don't understand. They both saw the accident. It sounded legit to me.
Sharona: Yeah, me too. Can't we just say it's an accident and get on with our lives?
Adrian Monk: Get on with our lives. Sharona, he was your uncle.
Sharona: I barely knew him. I met him twice.
Adrian Monk: [as the sprinklers go off] Oh, my God. It's my cuff.
Sharona: Oh, stop whining. It's only water. Just shake it off.
Natalie: Shake it off. Here. [hands Monk a wipe] Don't tell her I did this.