Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: Consumer Currents? You write for them? T.K. Jensen: Indeed. I bought my motorcycle last year because you guys recommended it. You gave it five stars. T.K. Jensen: How is it? Captain Stottlemeyer: It's five stars. I love it. So thank you. T.K. Jensen: Choppers aren't my department. I mainly cover household appliances like blenders and vacuum cleaners. But if you're in the market for an energy efficient three cycle dishwasher with half load option, I'm your gal. [giggles] Captain Stottlemeyer: T.K. What's the "T" stand for? T.K. Jensen: It stands for my first name.