Natalie: Oh, my God! Where's the rest of him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's all there is.
Natalie: He's all squished!
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name was Bradley Foster. He was the maintenance man here. Apparently, he fell into the compactor.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm gonna send a guy out to check the parking lot for his car.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I'd look for a compact. [cops chuckle]
Natalie: It's not funny.
Uniform Cop: Did you see what he was wearing? Those aren't briefs they're more like boxers.
Adrian Monk: He was probably still alive when he dropped into the gears. The rotating blades must have ripped his spinal column and shredded his lungs. He must have been screaming and begging for his life the whole way down.