Adrian Monk: If you buy me something then I have to pretend to like it. And then I have to remember to thank you and then I have to return it. And it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Where is everybody?
Natalie: Oh, they're probably in the captain office. He said it was very important.
Adrian Monk: Where are the cups?
Natalie: What cups?
Adrian Monk: All the cups and the paper plates. Yesterday there was a big pile here.
Natalie: I don't know. We're late, come on.
Adrian Monk: Wait... a minute. [Monk walks around the room]
Lieutenant Disher: [in the Captain's office] Uh-oh.
Natalie: What are you doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: [in his office] I knew it.