Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Doc, you said that the, sodium flur- Medical Examiner: Fluoroacetate. Lieutenant Disher: It was fast-acting. Medical Examiner: That's right. Once you ingest it, you're dead within ten seconds. Lieutenant Disher: That doesn't make sense. I was right there. I was talking to the guy. I didn't see anything. Adrian Monk: Neither did I! [uncovers an autopsy body] Can I just say something? If this is my party, it's the second worse birthday party I've ever had.