Natalie: "Julie Teeger is applying to Cal State Berkeley where she is hoping to major in theater arts. She thanks her mother Natalie for all the inspiration in the world." Look, there's a little picture.
Adrian Monk: God.
Natalie: I don't know why I'm so nervous. I know she's gonna be great. She's been performing her whole life. She used to do these little skits in our living room, and once she did The Wizard of Oz. She did, like, all the characters. Even the witch.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I think this is my armrest, and that one's yours.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, we're supposed to share.
Adrian Monk: Wh- Wh- What are we, Russia now?
Natalie: Okay, okay. It's all yours.