Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Critic
Adrian Monk: All right. All right. I'll take a look. You can just owe me the money. Natalie: You owe me the money. Adrian Monk: Why don't we call it even? Natalie: How is that even? Adrian Monk: Oh, if I have to explain that to you, I'm probably paying you too much. Natalie: You're not paying me at all.