Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes the Stand
Adrian Monk: There's a camera? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, but the recorder's empty. Which means the killer must have taken the tape. Adrian Monk: But your friend Rudy is short. He's, what, 5'4"? Lieutenant Disher: 5'4 1/4". Adrian Monk: Well, he couldn't reach that shelf. There's no stepping stool. "He didn't need a stepping stool, former detective Monk. There are hundreds of things here he could have stood on." "Why are you crying, former detective Monk? "Why don't you stop wasting everyone's time and get the hell out of here?" Natalie: Objection! Badgering yourself. Adrian Monk: Overruled.