Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is Someone Else
Agent Stone: Fortunately, we were there when the accident occurred. So we kept a lid on it. We kept the press out. The death certificate says "John Doe," so officially, it never happened. Captain Stottlemeyer: I think I see where this is going. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, me too. Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you don't.