Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Boom Boom: It knocked out one, two, three routing switches. Fried some wiring. It's gonna run you 300, parts and labor. Natalie: Well, when will it be ready? Boom Boom: Tomorrow if you're lucky. Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Is there an air force base around here? Boom Boom: An air force base? Can't say there is, because there ain't. Adrian Monk: Weather station? Boom Boom: No. We got a new putt-putt course out on Highway 9. Adrian Monk: You're probably wondering why I'm asking. Boom Boom: Not particularly.