Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man
Adrian Monk: I understand you're friends of my employer, Mr. Nichols. Mrs. Buxton: Yes, we've known Kenneth for years. Why? Mr. Buxton: Have we met? Adrian Monk: No, no. I'm new here. I'm sorry to hear about your housekeeper. Someone mentioned that she was killed recently. She was bludgeoned the death. Is that right? More coffee? Mr. Buxton: Wait a minute, I do know you. He was there. He's with the police. Mrs. Buxton: Are you a detective? Adrian Monk: Actually, I'm moonlighting. Mrs. Buxton: As a waiter? Adrian Monk: Well, you know our motto, to protect and serve. When I'm a cop, I protect. And at night, I serve. Mrs. Buxton: But it's day. Adrian Monk: Exactly.