Karl Torini: The eager Miss Teeger. You're volunteering? Really? Actually, I'd rather have your boss up here.
Adrian Monk: No, thank you.
Karl Torini: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a celebrity in the audience tonight Adrian Monk, the world-famous detective. Now, I've been reading a lot about Mr. Monk. No one has ever outwitted him. Tonight I'd like to give that a try. What do you think?
Adrian Monk: I can't do it.
Natalie: You have to do it.
Karl Torini: Come on, Adrian Monk. It's kind of perfect, really. I wanted a stranger, and there's really no one stranger than Adrian Monk.