Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk and the Magician
Adrian Monk: Kevin, I'm just curious. How did you- How did you get the job? Kevin Dorfman: It's an interesting story, actually. I have a- I have a friend at the, at the Castle. And... Karl Torini. He's more of a mentor, really, but a friend. We were chattin' it up yesterday, as friends do, about a lot of things, but mostly travel. And I was pointing out to him that he is getting overcharged. Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah? Kevin Dorfman: The airlines have been overcharging him for years! How can his equipment weigh more on his return trips than when he left? Anyway, to make a long- Okay, one second. To make a long story short. Adrian Monk: It's a little late for that. Kevin Dorfman: He had to go to Reno and, uh, kinda asked me to fill in for him.