Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Natalie: What was that about? Adrian Monk: She's cheating on him. Natalie: We don't know that. Adrian Monk: Of course we do. It has to be true. It's always true. And I get to tell him, Natalie. This is gonna kill him! Natalie: Mr. Monk, you can't enjoying this. Adrian Monk: I am loving it. Look, it's a beautiful day. I think the sun's coming out. Oh, my God. This is better than a swirly. I win. Do you understand? After 40 years, I win.