Natalie: She seems nice. How bad could her husband be?
Adrian Monk: Doesn't always work like that. Eva Braun took in stray puppies for god's sake.
Natalie: At least we know his checks won't bounce.
Adrian Monk: Look at that thing. That is hideous. [toilet flushes] God. He's warming up. Shower cap.
Natalie: No.
Adrian Monk: Shower cap!