Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Adrian Monk: Thank you again for squeezing me in. Dr. Bell: Oh, I'm happy to do it, Adrian. There's just something I still don't understand. We already had an appointment for 3:00. Adrian Monk: Yeah, 3:00 is too late. You remember Roderick Brody? Dr. Bell: Yes, that's the bully from middle school who used to, you know. In the lavatory. Adrian Monk: Swirlies. They're called swirlies. He called yesterday. I'm supposed to meet with him this afternoon. Dr. Bell: Oh. What does he want? Adrian Monk: What do you think he wants? He wants to pick up where he left off. Dr. Bell: Adrian, I don't think a 50-year-old man is calling you back after all this time just to... To give you another swirly. Adrian Monk: You don't, huh? Dr. Bell: No, I don't.