Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs
Adrian Monk: Anyway, he, he sent me this ticket, and I promised I might show up. It's not even a good seat. I have to sit in a box. Captain Stottlemeyer: A press box. Adrian Monk: Oh, no. Captain Stottlemeyer: A press box with Bob Costas. Look at this. An all-access pass in here. You can go into the locker room with that. Adrian Monk: Why would I want to go in the locker room?