Marge Johnson: Morning. Is that thing broken again?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Marge Johnson: That light is always breaking down. I've called the traffic bureau about it twice. They don't listen to me. To them, I'm just a crazy old coot.
Adrian Monk: Well, I'm gonna give it another half-hour.
Marge Johnson: Nonsense. We're crossing this street.
Adrian Monk: It says, "Don't walk."
Marge Johnson: Oh, it's just a rule. There's nobody coming. Hey, be a pirate. It's fun to be a pirate.
Adrian Monk: Pirate?
Marge Johnson: Come on. [takes Monk's arm and walks him across the road] There. Now, wasn't that fun?