Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk on Wheels
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you got a minute? Adrian Monk: Do I have a minute? I'm in a wheelchair. Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, I know that this is tough, but this is tough on Natalie too. You see this guy here? That's the guy that shot you. The guy in the body bag. And you're madder at her than you are at him. Adrian Monk: She hasn't said anything. Captain Stottlemeyer: Of course she hasn't said anything. She blames herself for what happened. She... Look, I know you caught a bad break. I'm sorry you're in pain. Sorry you're miserable. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. But you can't keep taking everything out on her. Listen, Detective Monk, be very careful, because you're that close from losing that girl. Ask me how I know. Adrian Monk: How do you know? Captain Stottlemeyer: Because you're acting like me.