Adrian Monk: Okay. Who's Joe Endicott?
Jack Monk, Jr.: I am well, at least that's who I was when I was arrested.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Arrested for what?
Jack Monk, Jr.: Selling cars... that weren't mine... exactly. I'm starving. Do you have any food?
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, wait. Whoa. No, you're not eating here.
Jack Monk, Jr.: All right.
Adrian Monk: You wanna tell me what happened last night?
Jack Monk, Jr.: Yeah. I busted out. That's what happened.
Adrian Monk: You killed a woman.
Jack Monk, Jr.: No way. Hey Adrian, look! Hand to God, I've never hurt anybody! Ever! I'm a con man. I'm a grifter. I'm a... Lovable rogue.
Adrian Monk: A lovable rogue? People don't call themselves lovable rogues.
Jack Monk, Jr.: Lovable rogues do.