Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Other Brother
Adrian Monk: You're my... Jack Monk, Jr.: I'm Jack Junior. I'm your brother. Well, technically, I'm your half brother. So you could say I'm rounding up. Why dad must have told you about me. Right? I mean, I can't imagine what he said, but as you can see, it's pretty much true. [Monk dials the phone] Operator: [on line] 911. What is your emergency? Jack Monk, Jr.: Come on, man, gimme a chance, okay? I'm your brother. I'm family. Adrian Monk: Family? Jack Monk, Jr.: Yeah. Can't you feel it? Adrian Monk: No.