Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Other Brother
Adrian Monk: Don't move! Jack Monk, Jr.: Hey, man, that really hurt! Adrian Monk: Don't make a move! There's gun in here! Jack Monk, Jr.: Adr- Adrian Monk: I said don't move! Jack Monk, Jr.: I didn't move. Adrian Monk: There's a gun in here. Take my word for it. Jack Monk, Jr.: Where are ya going? Hey Adr- Wait who you calling? Adrian Monk: Who do you think I'm calling? Jack Monk, Jr.: Oh, you don't wanna call the cops, man. Adrian Monk: I don't? Jack Monk, Jr.: No, come on, put the phone down! And the gun. Adrian Monk: Give me one good reason. Jack Monk, Jr.: I'm your brother!