Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Other Brother
Jack Monk, Jr.: Adrian, you can't do that! You can't send me back. I'm your brother! Adrian Monk: Half brother. Jack Monk, Jr.: Adrian, I know I'm sorry, I lied. I'm sorry. It won't- It won't happen again. Hand to God. Adrian Monk: Put your hand down, Jack and get dressed. The Captain's on his way. Jack Monk, Jr.: Wait, no! I'm on my knees! Your brother is in your kitchen, and he's on his knees. Adrian Monk: Don't scuff up the floor. Jack Monk, Jr.: You're making a big mistake! Adrian Monk: I already made a mistake when I agreed to take you in. Actually, it was you who took me in.