Julie Teeger: Is that your tree?
Adrian Monk: Uh-huh.
Julie Teeger: It's cardboard.
Adrian Monk: Right. No muss, no fuss. A lot of people are doing it.
Julie Teeger: Who?
Adrian Monk: People, you know, who are me. What do you think?
Julie Teeger: I think it's sad.
Adrian Monk: Well, I know it's sad. I mean, is it straight?