Captain Stottlemeyer: Somebody wanna tell me what's going on?
Adrian Monk: Just take the gum. Just take the gum. It's material evidence. Take the gum. I'll explain everything later. Just take the gum.
Lieutenant Disher: Is this my gum?
Adrian Monk: God. Oh, my God!
Lieutenant Disher: There's no need to fight over this. I've got a basement full of this stuff.
Adrian Monk: It was in your mouth. And it was on her shoe. And I was chewing it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Are you-
Adrian Monk: I was chewing it!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: I gotta go home and gargle for a very long time. Oh, my God. Is that mud? Is that- Is that mud?! Is that mud?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, Monk, it's mud! Welcome back!