Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry, I'll explain later. Could you go on, please?
Sally Larkin: Well, last night, before he came back, I had pried one of the floorboards loose, and then I pretended to be asleep. When he got closer, I hit him. I didn't mean to- To kill him. Maybe I did.
Adrian Monk: Or maybe I did. Or maybe I did. I didn't mean to kill him. I'm innocent, I tell ya. She's a liar, liar, pants on fire!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk.
Adrian Monk: A girl can't beat up a boy. That's scientifically impossible, A.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, look. I don't care what Dr. Bell Said, Natalie. One more peep, I want him out of here, understood?
Natalie: One more peep, and I'll clobber him myself.
Adrian Monk: What's that smell? Keep your arms down. [puts armpit in Natalie's face]