Adrian Monk: What's the matter with short cuts? Short cuts are your friend. They get you where you wanna go. Only faster.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, we need to call Dr. Bell.
Adrian Monk: Ah, All Dr. Bell wants to do is talk. Here's Dr. Bell. "Blah, blah. "Tell me about your mother. Yack, yack, yack. "How does that make you feel? Words, words, words."
Natalie: That's your impression of Dr. Bell?
Adrian Monk: I'm sick of talking. I've been talking for 11 years. I want to get better. I wanna look at rainbows, and...
Natalie: I know you do, Mr. Monk. I know you do. But this is the thing: we don't know anything about this guy. We don't even know if he's a real doctor. Promise me. Promise me you will not call him until we talk to Dr. Bell.
Natalie: Promise.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, all right.