Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
Lieutenant Disher: Everything's there. Except for one rubber snake. It's for my nephew. I didn't think you'd mind. Captain Stottlemeyer: He doesn't have a nephew. Lieutenant Disher: I have nephew. Captain Stottlemeyer: He doesn't have a nephew. Lieutenant Disher: Benjamin. His name's Benjamin. He's nine years old. See. [quickly flashes wallet]