Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I think you might need a lawyer. Adrian Monk: Wipe. Captain Stottlemeyer: No, sorry, you can't wipe your hands. We need to check 'em for gunshot residue. Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah, I- I understand. Captain Stottlemeyer: You know the drill. [Monk tries to take the wipe back] What did I just say? You can't wipe your hands. Adrian Monk: Okay, yeah, fine. All right, I'm sorry. I understand. [Monk tries to take the wipe again]