Security Guard: I'm in stairwell 4. There's been a shooting. I need a crime scene unit and some paramedics.
[Monk crosses the barricade and grabs a broom from a cleaning trolley]
Woman: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Trust me. This guy's been doing this all night. [poking the body] Hello! Rise and shine. Come on, Mr. Lee, show's over.
Security Guard: Sir, please don't do that. Just step back, okay?
Adrian Monk: He's not dead. He can't be. Come on.
Security Guard: Sir! Please, sir, don't do that.
Adrian Monk: He's acting. Hey! Hume Cronyn, that's a wrap.
Security Guard: Mister, I'm not gonna ask you again. Now, believe me, he's dead. He's been shot at least three times. Looks like a .22 caliber.
Adrian Monk: A .22 caliber.