Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is Up All Night
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anything? CSI Tech: No bullets, no blood. Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you check the walls? CSI Tech: If it happened, it didn't happen here. Adrian Monk: If it happened? Wh- What does that mean? Captain Stottlemeyer: It means there's no body, Monk. No signs of a struggle, no blood. The kitchen's clean. I wouldn't give it four stars, but nobody has been shot to death here In the last half hour. Adrian Monk: But the- The dead cop! Captain Stottlemeyer: Every officer in this city's been accounted for. Nobody's missing. [sniffles] You got a tissue? Never mind, I got one.