Natalie: Oh, no. Oh, no, Mr. Monk, your sideburns are fine. They're even. They're fine.
Adrian Monk: No, they're not even. Now this one's longer.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I am looking right at you, and they are even. He did a perfect job. You're even Steven.
Adrian Monk: I knew I should've waited for Sebastian to come back. I feel it. This side feels heavier. I'm gonna be walking around like this. I'm going back.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, you can't. You cannot go back. He said he would call the police. No, stop, stop, stop. Just take your tongue and put it on that side of your mouth. And just balance it out.