Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Wrong Man
Adrian Monk: [pointing to Max Barton's tattoo] I'm sorry, is that Steven Rudner? The district attorney? Max Barton: That's right. Adrian Monk: Is that- Is that me? That looks like me. It is me. Natalie: Is that a knife? Adrian Monk: [as Barton does bicep curls] Heh. It looks like... Looks like you're stabbing me. Max Barton: Right between the eyes.