Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Linda Fusco: Negotiating.
Adrian Monk: Well, you're a bad girlfriend.
Linda Fusco: Maybe. But I am a very good negotiator. I'm probably the best negotiator in Northern California. And I think that it's time that we close this deal.
Adrian Monk: Leland is my friend! My best friend. My only friend, really. There was this guy last year. Hal. Hal Tucker. You know, we went to a hockey game, but he's in prison now. I think he was using me. I'm pretty sure...