Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
Linda Fusco: It's in here someplace. Adrian Monk: Is this where you talk to the captain? Linda Fusco: That's right. 6:30 every night. Leland told me that you're becoming obsessed with me. To tell you the truth, I'm a little flattered. I know about your wife. About what happened. You miss her. You are obviously in a lot of pain. And pain like that can make it difficult to think... Well, to think clearly. I wish there was something I could do to help. Adrian Monk: The report. Linda Fusco: Oh, I can't find it. I've misplaced it. I'm- I'm very forgetful. Adrian Monk: Mm, no, you're not.