Linda Fusco: What are you doing? I could have you arrested.
Adrian Monk: But you won't.
Linda Fusco: You don't have to snoop around, Mr. Monk. If you want to ask me a question, you could just call my office. Are you afraid of me?
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. Where's the shotgun?
Linda Fusco: What shotgun are we talking about?
Adrian Monk: The one that was in there. You have a barrel cleaner and gun oil.
Linda Fusco: My grandfather left me his 12-gauge when he died. And it was stolen.
Adrian Monk: Ah. Did you report it?
Linda Fusco: Of course I did. It would be illegal not to.
Adrian Monk: Do you have a copy of that report?
Linda Fusco: Of course I do. It's upstairs. In the bedroom.