Captain Stottlemeyer: Did she say anything?
Peter Magneri: Yes. Something about a matter of life and death.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And you didn't let her in?
Peter Magneri: What, are you crazy? Everybody wants a piece of me. Everybody's problem's a matter of life and death.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I know. Happens to us all the time. Everybody wants something. Listen, while we are here, when I press play on this thing, why does it keep sending me back to the menu?
Peter Magneri: I have no idea. Call customer service.
Lieutenant Disher: No, no, no. Ha ha. They kept me on hold for an hour and a half. Look, my warranty just expired. If you could take a quick look at it-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant! Holster your MP3. That's an order.