Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Rapper
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where's Natalie? Adrian Monk: She went home. She's mad at me. Something about how I never listen or... Captain Stottlemeyer: I understand you bought her a big bunch of flowers for Secretaries' Day? Big mistake. Adrian Monk: They were on sale. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, that woman would crawl through hell for you. She is not your secretary. Adrian Monk: I know. They were on sale.