Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Marci Maven: $600! Auctioneer: We have $600. Natalie: $600 and, uh... Hold on, hold on! Uh $34.17. Marci Maven: $800. Auctioneer: $800! Do I hear $850? $800 going once... Adrian Monk: $5,000! Auctioneer: Mr. Monk, you cannot bid on yourself. Auctioneer: $800 going twice... Adrian Monk: Wait, stop! No. No, no, no. Okay. Somebody? I'll do anything. I'll do anything. Look. [unbuttons collar slightly] Beefcake. Beefcake. Please. There was a restraining order. Marci Maven: Sold to the very determined, very mysterious girl in the green.