Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Auctioneer: Next on our program is Mr. Adrian Monk. Mr. Monk is a former homicide detective now working as a private consultant. He has worked on many famous cases. Let's start the bidding at $200. Do I hear $200? [silence] Ladies, this is a world-class detective. Uh, maybe you have a husband or a boyfriend who needs following. [Monk tries to walk off stage] Maybe you can't find your car keys.