Quote from Marci Maven in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Natalie: Oh, hey, Marci. Marci Maven: Oh, Natalie, hello. I need to speak with Adrian. Natalie: Sorry. You just missed him he's, um... He's getting his hair cut. Marci Maven: I know he's here. Okay, he left at 8:00. He came back 35 minutes later. And besides, he only gets his hair cut every first and third Tuesday of every month. He's behind the door. I can smell his shampoo. Pantene for dry hair. Listen, I really need to speak with him. It's important I'm in trouble! Natalie: Yeah, that's what you said last year, Marci. You said it was a matter of life or death. And when he got in the car, you locked the door and tried to drive him to Corpus Christi. Marci Maven: It was Thanksgiving! Natalie: What does that have to do with anything?