Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Adrian Monk: Bachelor Auction? What? Natalie: Yeah, people bid for you. It's fun. It's for charity. Adrian Monk: Now this side's crooked. Natalie: When you're up for reinstatement, it'll look good on your record. Plus, it's for a good cause. Police widows. Adrian Monk: It's always the widows. Why can't they just move on, you know? Natalie: Everybody's doing it. The captain's doing it. Don't you wanna be a team player? Adrian Monk: No. Natalie: Don't you want to appear to be a team player? Adrian Monk: Sure.