Natalie: I need to tell you something. Don't freak out, but I've made some plans, and I'm just gonna go for a couple of hours.
Adrian Monk: No, you can't leave. You can't leave me here.
Natalie: You're in really good hands. It's a really great hospital. And I mean, come on, it's not like it's life or death. It's a nosebleed.
Adrian Monk: How can you say that? I've lost a gallon of blood. I'm hemorrhaging.
Natalie: You are not hemorrhaging. Look, I've already cancelled on this guy three times because of... Well, because of you.