Female Intern: What's going on?
Dr. Scott: It's almost too absurd. You remember my patient Hank Johansen? 82 years old, osteoarthritis, kidney failure. He is Detective Monk's number one suspect. I think that may not be blood, Mr. Monk. I think you may be losing cranial fluid. [laughter]
Adrian Monk: Yeah, actually, I have a different suspect.
Dr. Scott: Well, that's a relief.
Adrian Monk: This one had a motive. The victim was about to testify against him in a malpractice suit.
Dr. Scott: I hope your new suspect wasn't hooked up to a heart monitor too. Because that would mean he couldn't possibly have done it. Am I right? It would also mean you're wasting my time. Your time may not mean much, Mr. Monk, but my time in this hospital is a precious commodity. Go bleed somewhere else.