Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
Agent Thorpe: [over] ear piece] Billy, I'll call you back. Deputy Commissioner: Agent Thorpe, thank you for coming. This is Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, Lieutenant Disher, Natalie Teeger, and Adrian Monk. Adrian Monk: Who's Billy? Agent Thorpe: Well, there must be two Adrian Monks Because the one I've been hearing about is a world class detective. The best of the best. Natalie: He's just never seen an earpiece phone before. Agent Thorpe: Where's he been? In a coma? Adrian Monk: In a coma? No. I wish.