Adrian Monk: I still can't believe they wanted $20 to deliver this stuff. Who's laughin' now?
Natalie: [carrying a box of flowers] Yeah, we are. We're laughin'.
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Natalie, that's dirt. That's dirt. You're gonna drag dirt all through the kitchen. Wait there. Don't move.
Natalie: Oh, come on, Mr. Monk. It's heavy!
Adrian Monk: Don't move.
Natalie: Hurry.
Adrian Monk: Sorry, I just-- I have a thing about dirt. It's just so dirty, you know? I'll bet that's how it got its name. Dirt.