Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Natalie: Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk, come on. You have to call the Captain. Adrian Monk: I can't hear you. Natalie: You heard me. If you think Max Hudson killed his wife, then we need to call the Captain. Adrian Monk: And tell him what? I have no proof. Kevin Dorfman: Okay, let me see if I understand. One, you need proof. One A., to get this proof, you need to talk to your suspect. One B., your suspect won't talk to you unless you go on his show. One C., omitted. Two, you're afraid to go back on the show because you think he might embarrass you.