Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Sylvia: I'll have some quail, please. Adrian Monk: He took the quail. We're alternating. Sharona: I'd prefer the quail. Adrian Monk: It's just we've been going quail, duck, quail, duck, quail, duck- Sylvia: I don't like duck. Adrian Monk: Then you'll have to sit over there. Sylvia: I have to change seats?! Adrian Monk: Fine. Here. Two quails right next to each other. [stabs a fork in it] Enjoy.